Pacifier With Teeth

Get your baby the Pacifier With Teeth ($8) and you’ll be guaranteed that it’ll never be mixed up with another kid’s at daycare or play group. Behind the hilarious mouth full of adult-sized choppers is a regular pacifier nub, which will be the only part your baby cares about. This pacifier is also useful for warding off those nosy strangers who always want to get a little too close to your precious bundle. They’ll back off in a hurry when they catch sight of that fierce grin!