How to Speak Zombie

When doomsday arrives, you’ll need a way to blend into the zombie horde and avoid being eaten – at least until the end of the movie. Pick up the How To Speak Zombie guidebook ($15) – think Rosetta Stone for Zombie – if you want to stay alive. The all-purpose BRAINS button (braains, braaains!) can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise. An electronic sound module teaches proper zombie pronunciation. Remember “it’s all in the tongue.”