Porn for New Moms
If you thought there was no way for a man to get a new mom excited, you haven’t seen Porn for New Moms ($11). There’s nothing obscene here, just fun images of men fulfilling their exhausted partners’ true desires by folding laundry, changing diapers, and cuddling their kids. Humorous captions with phrases that are sadly unlikely to be uttered in real life, such as, “You look hot in those sweat pants!”, accompany each picture. Not just a great gift for a mom, this book makes an excellent how-to guide for any dad hoping to get back into his wife’s good graces after childbirth!
